Clemson Jokes of the Day

Q : How do you know the tooth brush was invented at Clemson?
A : If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q : Why don’t Clemson fans fart?
A : Their mouths are never closed long enough to build up any pressure!

Q : What do they call duct tape in Clemson?
A : Chrome!

Q: Why do Clemson Students go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: Nobody admitted 17 and under.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Clemson Football Players in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Anybody got some to add…post to the comment section….

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