Q: What has 98 legs & 49 teeth?
A: A Clemson Sorority and Fraternity Party.
Q: Why do Clemson women like to be on top during sex?
A: So they don’t swallow their tobacco.
Q : What is the method of birth control on the Clemson campus?
A : Putting an X on the cows that kick!
Q : What does the average Clemson football player get on his SAT?
A : Drool
