Gamecocks Joke of the Day

Columbia Police reported that an individual attempted to “egg” Coach Steve Spurrier’s home last night.

The report stated:

An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit the Coach’s house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor’s back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the cart on.

Looking at what was hit and missed, police officials say they are considering USC Quarterback Chris Smelley as the primary suspect.

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